I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Dark humour is like cancer.
It’s funnier if children get it
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yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!