♡𝓅𝒶𝓁

Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?

He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat

What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?

Unemployed

What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?

A SNIFF BEAT

What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?

The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!

How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?

He drops the beet.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an ACCOUNTANT?

Jay-Z and B

What do you call a dinosaur that raps?

A VELOCI-RAPPER

What do you call a sad rapper?

A SOB-HOP ARTIST.

How do rappers freshen their breath?

With COOL YO mints!

Why do rappers make great fishermen?

They always have the best HOOKS.

What did the rapper say at the bakery?

"I need ALL the dough you got!"

What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?

A wrapper with no FILLING

How does a rapper keep track of time?

With his RHYMING WATCH

Why was the rapper bad at fishing?

Because he always threw back the lines!

What's a rapper's favorite sport?

RHYME RACING

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the MIC and picked up WEIGHTS

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get DE-GREEZ

Why was the rapper always happy?

Because he lived life in RHYME

What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?

"Mix it up, yo!"