Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
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Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!