say moommy
you are fat
friend:hey wanna race home. orphan:what home.
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason it doesn't have a home page.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone died.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her so I said. "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mama is so ugly! Ghost face from scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly. She tried summoning Candyman but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died so she buried it in the backyard!
Do you want to hear a joke? Yes. okay, record yourself and then listen to it
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
3. Today, I asked my phone "siri", why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.
Your mom so fat she fell
What do you call you mom.
Monkey
why do kid like to pick on orhpans? because they cant call their parents
why cant orphan use a phone? because they dont have a home screan
