A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breath taking.
I got sent to the principals office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself
I'm 5'6, and my mom is 5'1 and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck. And when she tries to hug me she says" You're too fucking tall kid" so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger and then licked it. I passed out and now I'm here.
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
What did i say to the bridge
Bye bridge
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep
I friend said a apple a day keep the orphan away I said only if you throw it hard hard enough.
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Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Imagine if a disabled persons last name was runner or walker ๐ฌ๐
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
I told a crippled guy he is immortal cause he cant kick the bucket
Iโm in a wheelchair and I can do stand comedy, oh wait.....
Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
