Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor? The 43rd floor.
What is 9+9? 18. What is 9+10? 19. What is 9+11? -2996
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center? Because its an easy target.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty
Put Hellen Keller in Gorge Floyd’s position. How is she cry out for help would she just moan or would she try to do sign language?
2023- my dad is a cop
1800- my dad owns your dad
"Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." — Meet the Spartans
“Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball everyone thought she was pregnant again.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
