Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
"Sharing is communism."
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
I am Mario's brother.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
