what's the difference between me and an orphan At least my dad came back
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb I said, "Awww, are you an orphan"? He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it hotwheels
you know why orphan can't play baseball, cause they cant find home.
i dont have a joke i just have a friend named jack
what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it it will cut itself.
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral.
A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
i was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny? because the format of them is ugly.
your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape
