when an orphan takes a selfie its technically a family photo. :)
So I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
I'm not racist but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
how do you get the emo girl out of the tree
you cut the rope
my friends tittes are bigger than my sakuras
i swear everytime i walk past a guy they stare at my ass i always keep wondering why it hurts so much
What's the difference between an orphan and a apple tree the apples get picked
Why at the two friends like the twin towers?
They fell apart.
So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i ́ve never seen a stalker following her.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's Favorite song? Dust-in the wind
What do people ask on a Friday night? "Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night? Netflix and WIll? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is the demogorgons favorite song? Maneater
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians? Winona Hider
What award does the demogorgon get? A emmogorgon
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke? He drops the Mike
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical? Hairspray
what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they don't know what is a homebase is.
