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I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣

i made a website for orphan you know what i did not add a home page

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"

I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day 😮‍💨

What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.

What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?

There are twenty of them.

How do you get a retard out of a tree?

Wave at them

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him tampon and ask him what period it came from

How does a woman scare a gynecologist

By becoming ventriloquist

i have a lot of respect for trans women

that surgery takes balls!

if the UK is 6 hours ahead of us why didnt they just warn us about 9/11

Today in 3rd grade english the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take ur clothes off?" Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "you can't ask that." The english teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired." Finally Little Tim raises his hand, "the shower ma'am." The english teacher clapped her hands, "good job Tim and as for you Elsa you do not have the body for that."

Humour is like skin, the darker it gets the less people like it

Pulled pork? Yeah i cranked my hog today too.

A friend of mine loves to play Roulette, so I decided to introduce him to Russian Roulette. It blew his mind.

Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.