Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?