Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."

The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?

Because it has no home button.

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.

I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.