Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad? Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
my wife and I have decided that we do not want children. If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
What was Hitlers favorite thing to do to pass the time? Smoking
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why did ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him.
I told my wife i needed a blood transfusion when i could not remember she said be positive to. Bad i am now a ghost wrighting this
