Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
My dignity to live.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.