Worst Jokes Ever
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Chupa mi polla.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.