Worst Jokes Ever
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
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Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.