Worst Jokes Ever
HKY FM? Hmm.
You are quite [something].
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
These are meannnnn.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!