Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.
Good morning? Goodbye!
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩