Worst Jokes Ever
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!