Worst Jokes Ever
I had power.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!