Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

What's the difference between a bird and jam?

You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.

What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?

1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.

So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons.

"My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances, I would have to jump out of the plane."

And his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?"

The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."

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