Worst Jokes Ever
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
The joke is this website.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons.
"My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don’t succumb to his sexual advances, I would have to jump out of the plane."
And his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?"
The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."
R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.