Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
I said to my pregnant wife, "Push, darling, come on, push harder, dear!" No, she wasn't giving birth; the bloody car would not start.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
My live.