Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Josh Williams
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What did the dog say to the other dog?