Worst Jokes Ever
Mushroom?
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!
Doctor: Sit down for a minute.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.