Worst Jokes Ever
Dick muncher.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Dams are dam strange.
That dam looks damn cool!
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
These jokes are all crap.
A 60-year-old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12-year-old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says, “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared.”
The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone!”
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
My dad is a pussy.
What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?
I don’t have a garage.
Poopies in my undies.