Worst Jokes Ever

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I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)

Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.

I'm not gay, dick.

What do fire and people have in common?

They will both eventually die out.

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.

My life, part 2.

What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

I make science puns periodically.

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?

A: You wave at them.

Your mom is a mom!

I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.