Joke

Yo mama so American that she deported Dora The Explorer.

Yo mama so American that her blood type is red white and blue.

Yo mama so angry that she writes everything in capital letters.

Yo mama so ashy that she rubbed her arm and made it snow.

Yo mama so bald that you can see what’s on her mind.

Yo mama so bald that hairdressers use her head as a mirror.

Yo mama so black that she sweats soy sauce.

Yo mama so black that when you turn off the lights she disappears.

Yo mama so chatty that the loudspeakers got jealous.

Yo mama so chatty that the only place she is ever invited is outside l.

Yo mama so clumsy she tripped over a wireless network.

Yo mama so cold that she sat in the hot tub and it froze.