911 victims

911 victims jokes

Twin Towers

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

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  • Bro

    Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

    Victim

    Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers?

    911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.

    Victim

    How are the faster readers in the world?

    9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.