911 victims jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.