24hrs jokes

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.