i got a pen for my baby sister best trade i made so far
how do you make a emo jump (tell him to go the i roof)
there was a kid in a wheel chair i put him on fire called him hotwheels
why did the orphan cross the road (not to see his mom or dad)
the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight
the emo tried to high five the tree but the tree just left him hanging
i threw a lamp at a depressed kid,i was js trying to brighten up his day
sometimes i get jelous when my phone dies (this does not apply to me its a joke)
Whats the difference between an orphan and a trashbag?
At least the trashbag gets picked.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
It wasn't Islam that radicalised the terrorists who did 9/11
Jenga comes to mind though !
McDonalds sweat chilly chicken one.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child
Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia Here's hoping you do too.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl? The emo girl still bleeds.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says Cutadoodledo!.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What would you rather be emo or handicapped? Trick question emo is a handycap.
