Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than grandpa.

The doctor told me I'm color blind...

Me: That's out of the purple!

Me: Wanna play a game?

Sister: Ya, what is it?

Me: Tic tac toe.

Sister:?

Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.

Me: Tic tac toe.

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.

It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.