Daveon is my blud cuh
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Daveon! stop screaming in help because I broke your kneecaps!
Q. What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A. The empty one!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!?
sully: praised after landing in the hudson river garuda indonesia 421: sullys co pilot:
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"
Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why KRIS and COMMON SENSE haven’t met yet
