Well, you know what they say about cliff hangers...
Friend: hi orphan Orphan: tell me a yo mamma joke Friend: ummm Orphan: exactly U can't Friend: yo mamma so disappointed she left
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
What's an emos favorite game? Hangman
What do you cal a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire ghost rider
What do you call a black person with an gun black opps
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how? Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same
Guys look at the comments omg
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
when an orphan takes a selfie its technically a family photo. :)
So I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
I'm not racist but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
how do you get the emo girl out of the tree
you cut the rope
my friends tittes are bigger than my sakuras
i swear everytime i walk past a guy they stare at my ass i always keep wondering why it hurts so much
What's the difference between an orphan and a apple tree the apples get picked
Why at the two friends like the twin towers?
They fell apart.
So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i ́ve never seen a stalker following her.
