Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Worst Jokes Ever
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
