Worst Jokes Ever

Why are orphans so skinny?

They never learned how to home cook.

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Talk to me if you're online.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back.

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

What do you call an emo with no legs?

Emobile.

I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)

Ail is gay.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Knock, knock.

You suck my iron with you and mommy.