What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Worst Jokes Ever
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
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