Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.