Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Programming

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Vampire

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A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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  • Restaurant

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    The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.

    The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.

    This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.

    Shower

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    What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?

    They both avoid the showers at all times.

    Joke

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    What do dicks and rubix cubes have in common.

    The more you play with them, the harder they get.

    Garbage

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    What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?

    All four of them are garbage.