Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.