Worst Jokes Ever
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.