Worst Jokes Ever
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
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What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.