why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race
because they always like to come in a little behind
What do you call a cow that can't milk
A failure!
Ugly face dude: hi kiddo
Kid: hi kid: leaves
Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?
Ur face looks like my butt but it looks like u
Ur butt is bigger then my ex-girlfriend’s butt and I love it
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.
What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Q: When a chip gets popped what happens to it?
A: it gets pooped out of the bag
Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter
Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.
Ur forehead is so big that ur name is Humpty Dumpty the big forehead.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour
Ur forehead is soo big that I can’t even see ur hairline and ur stupid forehead face.
I think ur hairline might have the hiccups
Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower
I bet ur hairline gose inside ur private part and ur girlfriend can’t even touch it
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird.:https://terrorist.group/
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
we were versing year 8 at footy and they were mostly black so, I told a my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
what flour do orphan's use?
self raising flour
