Denise
What more is there to say?
the name brynley means burnt wood lolololol
whats the difference between apples and orphans... the apples get picked
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
What type of people have the record of most amount of stories read? Emos, their still in the air
Wears pink
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? tea-hee-hee
yo dad went to get milk and still hasint came back 10 years later !!!!!!!!
what is a organ lest fav holiday
crismas they wish they get parents
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
i thought i saw jojo siwa.....no wait its ur hairline
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after
(and you thought this would be a joke
It must be tired to put make up on two faces.
the biggest legend is technoblade
What do you call an 18 year old orphan...? Homless
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I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
My heart broke as I went down up the stairs and my girlfriend broke her ♥️ heart
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.Demon: why you sad
Guy: I’m in hell can’t u see
Demon: will we have fun here at hell
Guy: really nice
Demon: we do sleeping in on Mondays
GuY:OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in out lava or dive in fire if u die you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: ok dose that meean I’m a ghost
Demon: no ur not a ghost
Demon:Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: ooooooo i can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die and ur already dead remember that
Guy: ok but I am dead and if I die again I was already dead right?
Demon: yup.
Demon: I have a question are you gay and do you like kissing fire girls and if u die u are already dead
Guy: Ummm I am not gay and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon:then u won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now
It was raining sadly all day my wife my 2 daughters and me stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died
Wife:😭😭😭I wish this never happened
Mia our first daughter: momy it’s ok I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby our second daughter: I love u all only if you guys die I won’t but I love you when ur alive 😉😏
Me husband: what kind of nonsense was that you love us when we’re alive but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except abby: abby this is serious mommy’s mother and father died. says Mia: yes your mom is sadly down right now you made her more sad😡🤬.says dad:sniffs* abby I had made a discussion I will take to an orphanage I am sorry 😣 when I amd better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back.says mom:
This was not a joke I just did this for Love 💕
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
