I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Worst Jokes Ever
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Keep yourself safe!
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.