Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
I wish you guys all died.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
I'm Gay.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.