Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.