Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.