Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
What is a orphans favorite period? Homeroom
The Emo Kid Said I Wanna Die But The Quiet Kid Said Nah Im Go Die Myself Bye
I am whoopin my doges a$$ if u like u can free him
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
the twin towers are like my dad, they are never coming back
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted? Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents
I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist
How to respond if someone starts look at the photos on your phone. Step 1: jab your thumbs into their eye sockets
I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
um I need help how should I deal with depression?
joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what i name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place
yor forehead is so big, mr clean thought he would hire you
