Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Blue Boy who Michael Jackson
What’s the twin towers favored foot ball team
: New York Jets
your head is so big it looks like traffic is able to fit on it
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab
If you ever frustrated just punch them in the face what are they gonna do tell their parents
Why did I by the orphan a iPhone 12 because he couldn’t get home
This is why they dont want to sell the double manhattan in pubs anymore
That plane lookin kinda low
Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
What did the toaster say to the peace of bread I want you inside me
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
i wish we were all aborted <3
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed? You put Velcro on the ceiling, How do you get the black kids down? You invite the Mexicans over.
what do you call a middle of a penney? a center (get it cent-er)
