Worst Jokes Ever
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"