Why did the bullet end up losing his job? Because he got fired.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common? The apples get picked
baller
What did the drum name its children anna1 anna2
died and came back sped. i call that rien-tardation
Me: "Hey get my joke on that timeline." Her: "No."
after you read this post you will forget you were gay
I would make a joke about short people but they probably couldn't hear it
Wanna hear a joke about paper:Nevermind it's tearible
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion. But her joke was crap.
Yo mama so fat she found the barrier to outer space
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her-Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was there mother
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
2001 just called and they want there towers back
You can only say Kobe now when your playing flight simulator.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: OOOWWWWW!!!! Get of me you overweight bucket of lard.
When bob the builder looks at ur hairline he says we can't fix that
We split because she used always say I never listen, or something like that
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
