Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.

How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?

A knife has a point.

How tall does the grass grow in Germany?

Zis high!

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Why does Saturn have a ring?

Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

When did I realize COVID was serious?

When I saw your teeth social distancing.

Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.

My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

People have been killed.

People have been killed who?

The 9/11 victims.