What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
