Worst Jokes Ever
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
BLM British Lives Matter.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.
Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?