Worst Jokes Ever
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?
The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?