What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Illusion
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Illusion
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7
Maybe Leo actually ISN’T stupid... maybe she just has BAD LUCK with thinking
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit SUICIDE... you’d just drown in all her FATNESS
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH
If I found BlessedBrian’s jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
BlessedBrian is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP
BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom. Because it was so poopy.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom.So he could querk.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet.Because he had a toiletcal in the drain.
why should you wrap your hampsters in duct tape? so they dont explode when you fuck them.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."