What do you call an Asian that was born to early
Wong Tai Ming
Q: Why was the tower of pisa leaning? A: because it had better reflexes than the twin towers
A king ordered to executed a gay man. The gay man came and he said "please don't behead me have pitty". King replied " I will have pitty because I will implale you lets you enjoy your last moments".
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs So I can devour
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born" Then the third child, Cinderblock, said "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f"
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
Osama Bin Laden is his name Crashing planes is his game
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists
I found a lot of matches
Want to know how joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back
my dad has a pretty shity job
who needs parents to be great
Q:How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A:all your home work and the Rubix cube u spent a year on and still can’t solve it is solved🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why were the twin towers mad? They order pepperoni and they only got plane
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
what's the same thing between a baby and a grenade they both make a sound when thrown
whats flat and great for cutting? me
What do you call a pole dancer
A stripper
My friend: I want to cut myself. Me: No don’t do that. *hands lighter* do this instead.
The bears came home daddy bear said who's been leading my porridge said who's been in my porch baby bear said never mind about the porridge who knocked the telly
