Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

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    • The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

    What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

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    • Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

    Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

    What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

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    • What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

    They both lie over little boys 😂

    What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

    Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

    Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.

    The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j

    Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

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    • Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

    Because it was over 10 years old.