Worst Jokes Ever
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?