Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.

The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

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  • Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?

    Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.

    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef.

    What do you call a cow with two legs?

    Lean beef.

    Two of the worst jokes ever.

    Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

    Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

    Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

    That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

    Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."

    Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"

    Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."

    Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

    A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.