Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.