Worst Jokes Ever

I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?

A baked potato.

What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?

RCXD in bound

What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

They both come in small can.

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.

The British: We drive on the left side of the road.

Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*

What do you call a lying Mexican?

Pinocchico.

On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

Russia.

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!