What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
Knock knock who’s there island .island who Island the one that knows you
what is osama bin laden favourite game
hide and seek
I am Paul walker
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
What do u call the bell at the Asian restaurant I'm Ta Ping it Som Ting Won
I asked a kid why so blue didn't relies his parents were chocking him out
What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft
After the drive by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
what's the autistic kid's favourite song? yours
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Your hairline is so ugly like your mum
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist? They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old
What is the twin towers least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing"
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
How do you anger a Republican? Tell him the truth
How do you anger a Libertarian? Don't tell him the truth
How do you anger a democrat? Don't tell him the truth
What doyou call a cute door adoorable
