How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Worst Jokes Ever
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Whereβs The beef?"
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: β«He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!βͺ
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
