Worst Jokes Ever
Girls: ๐ *Period* โ๏ธ๐
Men: ๐ฟ *Growth* ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because thereโs no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Whatโs the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
Whatโs the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
Theyโre both in my bed.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasnโt strapped in.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.