Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."