Worst Jokes Ever
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Jas.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Bored come talk v rah.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.