Worst Jokes Ever

Me, haha, I'm the joke.

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

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What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?

Answer: Crimea River!

I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha-ching!

Mamma mia abortion clinic!

Your loss is our sauce.

*moans*

What do lesbians love to use in art class?

Scissors.

What do you call a crazy lesbian?

Fruit Loops.

What is big and long and hard?

A cucumber!

What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?

Blue Jay Simpson!

Why do pedophiles always lose a race?

Because they come in a little behind.

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."

What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One of them is picked.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?

Because they have no parental guidance.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.