Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.

When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”

Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”

If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.