What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.
ily
You know they say, when you get lemos make lemonade...Well i took that a little bit too literal
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at hooters
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
The twin towers shouldve known they were gonna get hit when there mom said here comes the airplane!
If mom seen u she will die and be happy bc of u being ugly
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell there parents.
What do you call a gang of emo kids
i have a fish that can breakdance! only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Why do eight year old girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there
Why are orphans never in jail? Because their never wanted
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
why are orphans so bad at baseball
because they do not know where home is
Damn that joke was so dark a cop almost shot it
