Worst Jokes Ever
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
Guys, am I funny?
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.