your hairline is so bad that you have a humongus forhead
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples the apples got picked
The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.
How is a beer can and a indian the same ? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
how do you name a chinese kid?
throw a frying pan on their head, ching chong!
Roses are red violets are blue I have no balls neither will you 🔪🔪
911 jokes usually go over my head
Then it hits me
What do my dad and nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
2 sentence horror story’s go
What do you call an orphans family reunion?
Alone time
What did one toilet say to the other ?
You look pretty flushed.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us
It’s been a few weeks, and its clear that you do not have that sense
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
Why did an old man fall in a well ?
Because he couldn't see that well.
lgbtq = lebron giving back to qommunities (communitys)
Boy 1: Sonic is a fictional character. Boy 2: Yeah, just like your dad.
