Worst Jokes Ever
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.