Yoy jokes
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 馃檮.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 馃槼馃樁馃槦.
My depression: 馃槈 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.