Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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