You-drive memes

Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"

Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.

If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.