yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men but they think there's only one side of her ;v; I tried making one of my own
yo mama so fate she dosen't count as 1 person bro she counts as 40 people
yo mama so old she pre-ordered the bible
yo mama so fat and old she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
bro if you think about it ur mom and god have 1 thing in common... there both big
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
Your mama is so fat. She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid. We was playing catch I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so ugly. The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
Your mama is so fat. I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mamas breath smells so bad. People can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly. Her reflection ran away.
Your mama is so ugly. Her shadow got a restraining order.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
