Joke

Yo mama smells so bad she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama so ugly she had to do Picture Day facing the wall.

Yo mama so dumb she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so fat that when she popped a pimple it caused a tsunami.

Yo mama so mean that not even McDonald’s would serve her happy meals.

Yo mama so old that she sat behind Jesus in freshman year.

Yo mama so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

Yo mama so short that she gets mistaken for one of Santa’s elves.

Yo mama so tall that when she plays basketball she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop.

Yo mama so greedy that when she goes camping the bears hide their food l.

Yo mama so ugly that her reflection gives her the finger.

Yo mama so black that kids think she is the worlds biggest brownie.

Yo mama so white that when your turn on the lights she disappears.