Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama
Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well that’s why I laugh so much
Roses are red, violets are blue, yk what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.🫦
if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut becasue they don't.. yk for a matter of fact fuck all you guys..
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me "why the hell did you do that!?!?" "I wanted to let you yk I'm pro abortion."
