Xbox Series S jokes

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.